Ok cla**, um, please settle down now I'd like to introduce our new student Uhh, uhh Willy Bubba, Willy is from Kentucky, welcome Willy, uh I'll be your teacher, my name is Ms. Felby Hey Willy Bubba! Hubba Lubba Lubba My names Violent J I hate rednecks motherf**er I've been down with the clown since day one It's day two, so what ya gonna do? Bubba-loo Bubba-labby you can't call ya mommy The b**h ain't done s**ing on my salami, stick Finish quick, I'm getting sick hoe She got no teeth but it feels like sh** though In these parts, we tie you to the desk And all line up and take blows to your chest Blows to your head, last year we k**ed a kid dead (haha, my fault) Walk in to school, there's hay in the hallway Leading to your locker, walk up sock ya Then kick you a** round the cla**room and act nutty Then the teacher walked in and asked everybody... [Hook] Who kicked Willy Bubba's a**? (I did!) Did you do it right here in the cla**? (Sure did!) Did you punch him in the face, did you slap him in the mouth Did you kick him in the forehead (Yea! Yea!) [x2] "Nice to get back with the high-school crowd where you're alive" Willy Willy Bubba hubba lubba dubba lilly, tell me why you talk so silly, b**h You sound like you come from the land of the biggots Jolly ol' dickens, land of the chickens I guess your in season, I'm packing me a .44 (four-four) Barrel to you head and blow your face out your a**hole BLOW! b**h, I'm Shaggy 2 Dope I'm coming for your kin folk, you get your chin broke And don't cry, don't run to the teach, she can't understand your redneck a** speech If she could, she wouldn't do a thing, because she's my b**h and she loves to s** my wang You're in trouble Bubba, you better run quick You're too slow Willy, you little baby chick I caught up and got my hands all bloody Teacher walks in the cla**room, and asks everybody... [Hook] "Boys, is that standard talk around this high school?" "Ah, you listen to me. I would just like to say to the cla** That the murder of Willy Bubba was totally uncalled for And the following will be suspended for three days Jumpsteady, you're suspended Nate The Mack, you're suspended And Rude Boy, you too are suspended ? and stephen, you're going to be sitting home for three days Phill Bill you're suspended especially And Mike Clark, you sir are expelled Joe Scott and Frankie East Side G, you're suspended And Double-A, ohh Double-A, I'll be speaking with your mother about this And Crazy Dog, you're suspended as well And for the rest of you there will be a quiz tomorrow No, instead of a quiz, well make it a riddle"