Insane Clown Posse - What's The Hell's A Ninja? lyrics

"a ninja is the branch of the japenese samurai. a very old Orginization. it's origins are hundreds of years old. much Of its history's been lost. not many ninjas exist today, yet They all have imdominal fighting sk**s as a part of ninjitsu. No matter what weapons you use, a ninja will never die." Ninja's possess superior sk**s of ninjitsu, motherf**er Ninja's have imdominal fighting sk**s I'm ninja, a ninjer, a motherf**ing ninja Damn, i wish i could be a shogun samurai So i can swing a sword and make necks fly I'd go to school and ninja crawl through the halls Then i'd jump out and stab b**hes in the balls Cuz i remember these kids from the playground Everybody'd hang around, we were all down But then we grew up and everybody turned away And now they dissin me, yellin "f** nerdy j" Its sad to think of how it changed as i got older As i sit and draw a ninja on my folder, uh What i would do if i only had a ninja sword You'd see blood start flingin on the chalk board I'd tell the whole cla** nobody move a jiggle First one to do, i'll make your f**in neck wiggle Everyone would start jockin, the news would take my picture Damn, i wish i could be a ninja Damn, i wish i could be a ninja (3x) Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it(2x) After i was k**ing all the yuppie f**s All the poor kids would come and swing from my nuts And i would walk home feeling like a samurai I'd walk in the house and see my momma cry I'd ask why, she'd point to my drunk pops He tried to hit her again but that sh** stops I kick him in his throat, you hear his neck break I throw a roundhouse and knock his beard off his face I'd tell him, "dad, now look at all your broken gla** Why don't you pick it all up and stick it in your a**?" I watch him do it, now hurry up, you take forever When he was done, i'd squeeze his bu*t cheeks together Now get the f** out my house, never come back I throw a chinese star and stick him in his a** crack (aaahhh!!!) I turn to my mother, "i'm sorry that he hit ya" Damn, i wish i could be a ninja Damn, i wish i could be a ninja (3x) Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it(2x) If i could be a ninja, my daddy'd be dead But i still gotta go to work and pay the rent I flip french fries for two twenty-five Mr. donny works here, he's f**in forty-five But he think he the sh** cuz he the boss I guess he don't know that his life is a loss I walk in, about 5 minutes late Cuz i was trying to clean the blood off my ninja blade but mr. donny wanna try and get up in my face Screaming at me, sweatin over this place Mad cuz i'm late, he's no better than me Just another b**h working for next to free I thought about taking my ninja steel And cuttin up his body and fry him on the grill But he's too f**in whack and i can k** this b**h And i don't even need to be a ninja Damn, i wish i could be a ninja (3x) Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it(7x) Yeah, yeah, i'm a ninja, yeah f** that!! i'm a wicked clown, b**h!!!!!