Insane Clown Posse - The New sh** Sampler lyrics

Yeah Everybody wanna know what's the new sh** sound like? What are we like now? Did ICP sell out? (Naww, hell naww) What's the new sh** like? (What about it?) Well I'll tell you what the muthaf**in' new sh**'s like muthafacko (Yeah) On the new sh**, we gonna make a few adjustments First of all, no carnival sh** That's all over with (f** dat) On the new sh**, no more rappin No more hip hop (Naww) Spin Magazine don't like us rapping Therefore, we are stopped (f** them muthaf**as) On the new sh** we're gonna sing now LA LA LA LA LA And I'ma shoot h**ne And slam a guitar Look at us, we're ruthless You picked on me Duhuhduhuhduh It's the new ICP (Ahhh) If we rap, we can only rap about smokin' weed And we gonna be original now Hey yo, we smoke weed (I'm high) We smoke chronic and weed and hydro and cess And I'm special, I smoke weed That's why I'm ruthless (Duhwaa) On the new sh** we gonna do a song with Eddie Vetter It's just gonna be me, and him We gonna go arararar together On the new sh**, we gonna sell the f** out Strictly happiness (Yeah) Oh, except for this Yeah here go a sample of a song Called f** the World From ICP's new album entitled The Amazing Jeckel Brothers So check it out f** f** that sh** f** give it to me If I only could I'd set the world on fire (x3) Say f** the world fu*k THE WORLD! f** 'em all fu*k 'EM ALL f** you, f** me, f** us f** Tom, f** Mary, f** Gus f** dairies f** the West coast And f** everybody on the East Eat sh** and die Or f** off atleast f** pre-schoolers f** rulers Kings and queens and gold j**lers f** wine coolers f** chickens, f** ducks Everybody in your crew s**s Punk muthaf**s f** critics f** your review Even if you like me, fu*k YOU! f** your Mom f** your Mom's Mama f** the Beastie Boys and the Daili Llama f** the rain forest f** a Forest Gump You probably like it in the rump f** a shoe pump f** the real deal And f** all the fakes f** all 52 states, oooh And f** me Hand me my bell bottoms (Where my slacks?) You wanna know about the new sh** muthaf**a (What) Turn on MTV, turn on VH1 You'll see us there muthafacko (Turn it on) If you're counting joker cards Number 5 that's near the end (Five) And we're trying to get paid So we gonna start back all over again And I'ma hook up with ummm Luther Vandross And I'm gonna sing duets with him You don't like it? f** y'all And f** Shaggy On the new sh** I'm with a new group (Who?) We sing R&B now We called the Love Troop (f** you) On the new sh** from now on look, look I dance, I dance Oooh, oooh, oooh In my brand new leather pants (Dance b**h) And all the chicks are gonna scream when I take my shirt off Look baby my fat jiggles it's plenty soft I don't need Shaggy I don't need him He's messin up my flow (f** you) And f** Violent J From now on call me Silky Joe (Huh?) On my new sh** Watch my record sales are gonna triple We gonna go to Hollywood parties with c**aine on our nipples Shaggy, Shaggy that's all I hear f** him, he's gone (f** you) Except for well I'll just let him be on this one song Yeah b**h check this sh** out The song is called The Shaggy Show From ICP's new sh** The Amazing Jeckel Brothers, b**h From southwest Detroit Deep within Zug Islands Industrial Waste Depository It's Shaggy time!!! Hey, how ya doin down there? It's nice to see ya, alright Waddup ya'll? Welcome to the show I'm Shaggy, like you don't f**in' know This is my sidekick, fat Pat He goes He, He, He And all of that (That's right) Anyway, on my way here I almost died This b**h in front of me was like 105 Don't worry about drunks or late night truckers Old a** b**hes try to k** muthaf**as This lady's got her left blinker on for an hour or more (Yeah) Then she makes a right into my side door This comedy sh**'s gettin' old The game is to be sold, not to be told (Yeah) You can feel the excitement, right? (Yeah) Snoop Dogg is with us tonight Hahaha that's what I'm sayin On the Shaggy Show, sh** we ain't playin' (Hell naww) And that ain't it (What?) Also on the show (Who?) Another muthaf**a, that.. well Some of you know (He, He, He) You see him with me a lot He's like a brother Violent J's in this muthaf**a I like that kid Violent J Hey Mike What's up? How ya doin today? Just great Shaggs Well that's great Now lets give a hand To Mike E. Clark and that Gangsta Fun Band! We'll be right back with Violent J! Yeah Maybe we can get on Family Palooza (Hell naww) Maybe if we clean up our act a little bit, we can get on some sh** (Hell naww) Tibetan Freedom, any concert put me on that b**h (f** nawww) Yeah On the new sh**, no more Twiztid or Myzery (f** them) We're gonna start hangin out with cool groups like Orgy On the new sh**, we gonna tour and do radio festivals Cause I wanna really be one of radio's hoes Play us, play us, play us on your radio station (Please) I'll rub baby oil on your bu*t just for a little rotation I want MTV to play me 57 times a day (58) Right between the Backstreet Boys And Natalie Imbruglia (Whooo) So when they stop playin' us I can fall off the map And then beg them b**hes please bring us back (Please) On my new sh**, no more of this clown make-up y'all That's dirty what's cool now is G-strings and a bra Look I'm in a dress, and look at my new crazy eye I look scary, and spooky, and scary (Whhooooo) On the new sh**, no more wicked clown songs Just fishnets, and thongs Except for this one Check out some of this sh** Here go a taste of a new track called Terrible Yeah, it's from ICP's new album And fifth joker's card Entitled The Amazing Jeckel Brothers Muthaf**a You don't know sh** do ya? You wouldn't know sh** if it ripped into your ugly b**h a** face You ain't even begun to expierence drama muthaf**a Your Mama Your muthaf**in' big fat chicken faced a** Mama Don't even know about this drama, muthaf**a Oh my god look at that, turn it up please Poor Nancy Kerrigan's sweet little knees Somebody took a black thing and went thump That's terrible we heard about it for months What about that one nobody guy that they found Dead in the gra** With his dick in his a** Unless there was more But you won't recall Cause Michael Jackson squeezed up on some little kids balls What you consider DRAMA Ain't all that It's just that your wack With your intergalactic satellite data compress Yes, but we can't feed the homeless And then OJ's wack story unfolded Everybody watched that while Okalahoma exploded 900 good reasons why this world don't really care Thats what it costs for a wheel chair! What you know bout terrible? Terrible, you don't know what's terrible Terrible, what you know bout terrible? Terrible, you don't know what's terrible That's right b**h Check out Insane Clown Posse's new album And fifth joker's card It's called The Amazing Jeckel Brothers Psychopathic forever b*atch... Hey, hey, hey...