Insane Clown Posse - Skantaclawz lyrics

Christmas Check it out Violent J: f** Rudolph, the mutt owes me money Him and that f*ggot a** Easter Bunny It's Santa b**h, recognize the pipe Smokin' on that North Pole, get it right It's full of fog, it's piping hot And I'm here looking like Moondog Spot Nobody thinks about Ol' Saint Nick Until they want some sh** I got yo gift, a brand new hatchet Let's see if your back can catch it This year Santa Claus get reckless Leavin' you neckpiece headless Tell us what you really want for Christmas this year Whatchu want? sh**, a hydraulic pump And whatchu want? Four tickets to N'Sync Everybody, tell us what you want Family size bucket of chicken Anybody k**a: Merry f**in Christmas, ho ho ho Got my axe wrapped up, bloody ribbons and bows Santa hat with my name on the cuff to the side Fat sack of the pine trees so I can get high With a bag full of goodies for the girls and boys Like a nine millimeter, f** toys (f** toys) It's December 25th baby jingle my balls Handin' out yellow?????????? all a y'all This year I believe Santa Claus went crazy Caught his a** slangin' rocks to my old lady Santa and Snowman bringin under this sh** Happy Hanukkah motherf**ers, s** my dick Come and let us know what you want for Christmas Time Whatchu want? Where's my f**ing brother? And whatchu want? A big chocolate donut Everybody, tell us what you want The Yanks to win a f**in series In Christmas time you will have all out fun and cheer. In Christmas time we all will have much fun and holicheer Shaggy 2 Dope: Ring a ding ding go the sound of my sleigh bell Reindeer fly crooked (Why?) Cause they drunk as hell That's how we do when we got sh** to do After all this Christmas Eve and a fifth too All these little richie boys up real nice No Sega, Donkey Man, and f** Old Spice A hooker for little Jimmy Timmy get some Henney Santa puff a jimmy in a minny f** Kenny Georgy, aah, instructions for a séance And Santa ain't gettin' sh** but two dead parents And now it's back to the Southwest Pole All Skanta Claws got for Christmas was coal What do you want? What do you want? What do Whatchu want? A little peek at your bu*t And whatchu want? A Craftman socket set Everybody, tell us what you want A whole elephant Whatch want? Some ice on my gold fronts And whatchu want? I'll s** your dick Everybody, tell us what you want A platinum plus plaque Whatchu want? Moon Glorius And whatchu want? A sinful Christmas Haha Everybody, tell us what you want (Jibberish)