Insane Clown Posse - My Kind Of b**h lyrics

My kind of b**h ain't like your b**h Cuz my b**h don't b**h at all My b**h don't blink, she don't even think About money or f**in mall My kind of b**h don't fix her hair She don't care about what she wears Cuz she's much too busy pulling the worms Out her bu*t, she ain't bathed in years My kind of b**h, i'll never forget We forced met on a oujia board Miss crabber damned, she would chew on snakes And swallow a ninja sword I said, "hey b**h, how do you do? Some f**s call me violent j" She picked her nose and flicked it at me Smiled and was on her way, my kind of b**h My kind of b**h My kind of b**h don't fix her hair She don't care about what she wears My kind of b**h don't fix her hair She don't care about what she wears f** that! My kind of b**h has a hole in her neck And has to talk like this "i love you" She can drink through it, ya get used to it It whistle every time we kiss My kind of b**h gots one good tittie The other one's skinny and red She can make the one jiggle The other one don't do sh** but just sit their dead My kind of b**h has a wooden eye With a nail sticking half way out It once caught a fire and we all had to spit In her face just to put it out My kind of b**h is a little loopy And her a** might droop a bit But i scoop that loop and fold the flop And i f** that pile of sh**, my kind of b**h My kind of b**h My kind of b**h gots one good tittie The other one's skinny and red My kind of b**h gots one good tittie "hello? um, my name is j. i'm from detroit. i'm looking for a girl, Who's, um, dead. um, a girl who can possibly forfill some of my Fetishes. which include, um, dipping your titties in faygo and Slapping my face with them. um, jumping from the dresser and landing On my balls. uh..." My kind of b**h waits till i sleep Then run and f** my friends And everytime i break her legs Then give my homie's ends (haha what's up, man!) She shot me once and stabbed my neck And even broke my nose But i lick her from her crooked neck Down to her stringy toes, my kind of b**h My kind of b**h My kind of b**h waits till i sleep Then run and f** my friends My kind of b**h waits till i sleep then... "hello? uh, my name is shaggs, and i'm lookin for a girl with a Big big fat f**in a**. and titties. and a big fat f**in a**. And, uh, i want my dick s**ed, and i want my balls scratched. And i want her to scratch my a** and twist my balls at the same Time, that's a must. and i'm looking for a girl who can stretch Titties and stuff em in her a**." f** yeah, motherf**er I'm looking for a b**h I'm looking for a girl to fit my needs (my kind of b**h) We can have picnics under the moon In the graveyard We can have picnics under my house (my kind of b**h) I'm looking for a girl to die with If you're already dead, that's cool You can sit around and wait for me to die (my kind of b**h) I'm looking for a girl to squeeze me I'm looking for a girl to squeeze my balls Let me squeeze your neck "this is lisa. i've been a bad, bad girl."