Insane Clown Posse - Eminem's Mom lyrics

What up dawg, What you been up to? Oh Yeah well thats cool, check it out Me and you, we been down for awhile right, We been here and there, we been pretty tight Something happened last night that you might get upset about But hear me out I didn't mean nothin' by it I'ma make this quick, i give your momma this dick I don't know how it happened I just know my nuts and her itch were slappin I was over there mowin the gra** and i could feel her eyes all up on my a**, And then I went inside to make a phone call, And there she was with her titty hangin out her bra One thing just led to another, and the next thing you know i'm bu*t f**in your mother Chorus: Please don't hate me but i been f**in' your mom loose lately Please don't hate me I never said i love the hoe Please don't hate me but i been f**in' your mom loose lately Please don't hate me Never shoulda trusted a juggalo Don't hang up i still got more Your momma gives head like a h**n who*e. I wasn't thinkin how you as my bud When she spreaded my bu*t cheeks and went for the milk dud We broke out with your grampa's gin and got drunk I f**ed her with a bowlin pin She was freaky her nipples look like peanuts Your mom is one of my favorite s*uts She likes lickin from the back of my balls to the tip of my dick wtih one big lick She calls me her big teddy bear Growl, I chase her around in my underwear I'll admit i like spankin her bu*t I used your sock though to catch my nut Don't worry i put it back I knew i better, thats prolly why yo toes been stickin together Chorus Please don't hate me Maybe they call you the termihater Please don't hate me If this was a swamp, you'd be an allihater Please don't hate me You could use a cold gla** of haterade Please don't hate me sure come on up take the elehater Your mom's a** looks like oatmeal yo Its bumpy and grainy, I like the feel though And i ain't tryin to diss her either I'm only sayin i wish she would trim her beaver some. Every hair is like a foot long b**h looks like a warewolf wearin a thong sometimes Its alright with me though I don't mind as long as i can locate the V hole And your dad's so dumb He's knowin nothig here I'm stuffin her muffin Not to mention the pickle buffin And i hope me and you are still cool I'm spendin the night so she can drive me to school tomorrow And we plan on f**in again Alright, i'll talk to later, Peace Eminem OOOOh, Jesus, somebody got f**ed up n***a Chorus (til fades)