[Intro - scouse lad yells to market stall customers] THREE POUND FOR A BROLLY!! [Verse 1] The van is evil We're burning diesel I wouldn’t use it but we’ve got a show to play this evening I'm from planet earth so you know I put my own needs first Mother nature She’s in danger The problem is that everybody they just love to hate her I'm from planet earth so you know I put my own needs first [Interlude] Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na [Verse 2] What really goes on In a meadow at dawn It’s everything and nothing everybody sees it different I'm from planet earth so you know I put my own needs first I can’t be happy It's just not me I turn it on like Barbarella honey don’t you worry I'm from planet earth so you know I put my own needs first [Chorus] And now I watch the sky I wait every night Hope they take me with them up in a beam of light And I'm not a perfect human but I try to be nice and be kind I wanna understand And visit distant lands I don’t wanna be on earth for all of my life And I'm not a prefect human but I try to be nice and be kind And be nice and be kind and be nice and be kind and be nice and be kind And be nice and be kind all the time [Bridge] Cool it, everybody can see you're freaking out Cool it, everybody can see you're freaking out Cool it, everybody can see you're freaking out Cool it, everybody can see you're freaking out Cool it, everybody can see you're freaking out [Outro] The van is evil But so are people Put together in a world that’s never really peaceful I'm from planet earth so you know I put my own needs first Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na Cool it, everybody can see you're freaking out Cool it, everybody can see you're freaking out