Zug Izland - Small Town lyrics

I also like to blow holes in the head of rednecks If I, strolled into your town Would you, follow me around? If I, I hung out on your block, would you telephone a cop? [Shaggy 2 Dope] If I was new around here and hittin' on your daughter And took her to the creek and f**ed her in the water Then she brought me home, and I put on your robe Would you be mad enough to let your barrels explode? If I, sold your son c**aine, Would you, put a bullet in my brain? If I, I stole your favorite your favorite cow, Would you co*k the hammer back and be like POW! I BET YOU WOULD! I think I like it here, okay I'll stay (It fits me!) I think I like it here, I'm moving in today! (Come and get me!) I think I like it here, okay I'll stay (It fits me!) I think I like it here, I'm moving in today! (Come and get me!) You daughter, she just had s** with me (I f**ed that girl) I fed her, some drink and XTC If I don't steal your cow, would you let me live in your barn? [Shaggy 2 Dope] I don't have a problem with small town folk I like y'all, as soon as I flip this dope I'mma open a tittie bar next to the school I'm glad we all neighbors, I mean, it's cool! If I showed up at your church, drunk out my mind Would you still let me sip up on that red wine? If we, we played your sh**ty town, Would you help me and pa** these fliers 'round? I think I like it here, okay I'll stay (It fits me!) I think I like it here, I'm moving in today! (Come and get me!) I think I like it here, okay I'll stay (It fits me!) I think I like it here, I'm moving in today! (Come and get me!) [Violent J] Southern love baby, don't doubt Don't let my records fool you, I'm about it I love fat rednecks who f** they kids, beat they wife and yet serve no bids Only judge in town, he also the cop He also the barber at the hair chop shop He the mayor, clerk And what I'm speakin', sh**, he the one f**in' his kids and wife beatin' There ain't no law gonna punish himself And that's why the carnival's bad for ya' health When we get there, we gonna get rid of ya' They gonna find a piece of ya' head in Bolivia I'll lay you out front with your corpse to rest and a hatchetman flag Stickin' outta ya chest Say hello to the new sheriff Violent J. with one law, let there be Juggaloism all day! I think I like it here, okay I'll stay (It fits me!) I think I like it here, I'm moving in today! (Come and get me!) I think I like it here, okay I'll stay (It fits me!) I think I like it here, I'm moving in today! (Come and get me!) I think I like it here, okay I'll stay (It fits me!) I think I like it here, I'm moving in today! (Come and get me!) I think I like it here, okay I'll stay (It fits me!) I think I like it here, I'm moving in today! (Come and get me!) I think I like it f** it, I'm staying Right here, I like it! Hey! I like it! Yeah!