Good morning my TV The only one who appreciates me I have come to turn you on We make a perfect team I love you and I think you love me too Let's spend the day at home, alone Just you and me, you and me You and me, my TV You got cartoon shows Talk shows and horror shows Fill my head up with trash But I like it that way On my TV every day now You make me forget the rest Just you and me, you and me You and me, my TV with your shining screen You make me laugh and cry and scream Sometimes you make me dream of you Oh, yeah Goodnight, sweet TV I hope you can forgive me I have come to switch you off For I must go to bed And rest my weary head Tomorrow we can do it over again