Ooh, the way you love me, lady, I get so hard now I could die Ooh, the way you love me, sugar, I get so hard now I could die Open up your pocketbook, Get another quarter out, Drop it in the meter, mama Try me on for size Open up your pocketbook, Get another quarter out, Drop it in the meter, mama Try me on for size Ooh, the way you squeeze me, baby, Red balloons just pop behind my eyes Ooh, the way you squeeze me, girl, Red balloons just pop behind my eyes Open up your pocketbook, Get another quarter out, Drop it in the meter, mama Try me on for size Open up your pocketbook, Get another quarter out, Drop it in the meter, mama Try me on for size Mark: Do you really wanna please me? Howard: Well, you know I do, babe Mark: Well, tell me why you do it I really wanna know Howard: Oh, no, no, it wouldn't be right For me to tell you tonight Mark: You better tell me right away Or I'll pack up and go! Howard: Don't get mad It ain't no big thing Mark: You better tell me right away, Don't you treat me cold Howard: HOLD IT, HOLD IT, HOLD IT, HOLD IT!