Zach - The Importance of Being Earnest ft. Zach lyrics

Hello my name is Earnest, yep it's not Jack Or is it, I don't know because my social life is whack I have two personalities with two different names This acting belongs in the hall of fame I'm Jack Worthing in the country But in London I get funky My name is Earnest here, This name is top tier I'm with the in crowd, Where we're all well endowed Fat Algy is my best friend, I see him on the weekend I also like Gwen, She's Barbie and I'm Ken I love Gwen and I asked her hand in marriage But she's used to life in a horse drawn carriage I asked her to come to my country house Even though she might have to use an outhouse But Fat Algy overhears this and would like to meet my ward He sneaks into my life to slay, like a sword Now Algy takes up the name Earnest And It felt like I was in the Circus My ward falls in love with him, it's looking kinda grim There are now two people named Earnest Neither actually named Earnest Cecily and Gwen get into a skirmish They both married, a guy whose name is Earnest So Algy and I, we fessed up We admitted, that we messed up Earnest was neither of our names My name is jack and his is Algy, we exclaim They take our deceitfulness with a grain of salt I'm glad neither of the marriages will have to halt These rich people and their petty ways It makes me want to set the world ablaze They don't even care that we lied They only look at what can be objectified Man, I even might be one of them Makes me feel like a hocked loogie a piece of phlegm