Zach Sherwin - Legato Gelato lyrics

[Verse 1] I’m at the club scene where i met miss green eyes She said “I can tell by size of your schnoz that you’re Zach Sherwin and i’m totally TWI” I said “Oh, you’re a Nas fan also that great We are clearly soulmates who are fated to date…” She said “Hold up, wait I’m flattered, your coming on to fast and hot though You need to be more Legato Gelato” I said “What? Legato Gelto? That’s a slang term whose meaning i do not know ,but i’m intrigued by the sound of it.” She said “Well let me break it down a bit… You may of heard the word Legato If you’ve ever studied music before When it’s written down on a musical score Then the composer is directing you To play or sing all the words smoothly And connected to-the others” She sang, “LaaaLaaaLaaa” “That’s Legato; Not ‘La! La! La!’ That’s staccato, the opposite of what legato is And don’t tell me you don’t know what gelato is?” I said “Yes i sure do it’s a dessert That you gotta keep ice cool in the freezer And now i’m no longer dazed and confused I think i understand the phrase that you used Does it mean ‘Keep it Chill’? She said, “Yup” I said, “thought so” Smooth and cool Legato Legato [Bridge] Once again it’s Legato Gelato Smooth like legato, cool like Gelato It’s my new catchphrase It’s my new buzzword It’s my new motto Legato Gelato And, check this out Take the word Legato Now take the L and the G And switch the two spots And look what you’ve got. Whoa! Legato turns into gelato [Verse 2] I said “Ok i’m taking things slow And i get the lingo Can i give you a ring” “No”, she said, ” I don’t thing so You came on to strong, i felt smothered and I need a lover-man who won’t let me have the upper-hand” I said, “Nah miss you got it all wrong You’re a character i made up for my Legato Gelato song You don’t exist if I don’t imagine you How ’bout that for high status Bo?” She said,” Damn, that was Legato Gelato Way to step it up with that macho bravado Take me home now you wild stallion But first do a victory lap rap as a finally Hun” I said, “Ok, I’m smooth and Glossy And frosty as Autumn in Oslo When the temperature drops as low And the cost as shopping at Costco Fluid and easy and keeping it cool Like i’m eating a soup of Gazpacho Cause i do it legato when i’m scooping gelato”