Zach Sherwin - Rick Grimes vs Walter White lyrics

[Intro] EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! RICK GRIMES! VERSUS! WALTER WHITE! BEGIN! [Rick Grimes] Carl, stay back, this is gonna get bad I'm 'bout show this lab rat how to be a real dad A grade-A MC who will ruin your A1 day Cause Sheriff Grimes rhymes dirty like my armpit stains I'm a post-apocalyptic cop who's got a lot of issues Pop a cap in you and splatter the brain you misuse Cooking up Blue Sky and bigger lies for Skyler Hatching little schemes like a dying MacGyver You tore your family apart sin by sin Where I live, it happens literally limb from limb So write this down in your pancakes so you won't forget it I k** zombies that are better men than you before breakfast [Walter White] I don't know what you think I've done But if we were to battle, I've already won Ask Gus, you don't wanna face off against me I'll stuff you in a barrel and make a dude smoothie (huaugh!) Your sense of duty gets your group into some deep doody Always getting saved by some samurai booty I'm a kingpin cookin' crystal in the middle of the day Having dinner by the pool with the DEA Run you over with my Aztek; GTA If you ever try to stop Heisenberg gettin' paid Here's a hot dose, let me watch you choke on the truth You look up to me like I'm a pizza on the roof Cause you're a loser, a failure to your whole entire crew I've seen Walter Jr. handle walkers better than you [Rick Grimes] CARL! I said stay back with the others While I finish this b**h like you finished your mother You ain't the danger to me, Walt, so knock all you want I'll watch you get eaten on my f**in' front lawn [Walter White] Your monsters don't frighten me, and you can bite me I'll be standing right here in my tighty Walter Whities (huaugh!) I'll bury you faster than your partner stole your whole life No one saw Shane coming except for your wife [Outro] WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECII... AUGH... AHHH... AUUUUGHHHH, AHH AUHHH-EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!