Zach Sherwin - Flag Roast lyrics

[INTRO] It's a flag roast, I'm gonna roast some flags And I don't want to show off, boast, or brag But you know I've got the devastating gags and jokes I'm getting agro; It's a flag roast I mean I murder flags when I put 'em on blast All surviving flags should be at half mast Show me any flag and that flag's toast Listen close, it's a flag roast [ISLE OF MAN] I verbally defile banners in a highly vile manner Hey, Isle of Man, I demand some answers Why's your logo so bizarre? Three disembodied legs fused into a ninja throwing star? Don't get me wrong though, your self-esteem should be strong You came up with the three-strap thong And of all the world's flags yours is top of the list In terms of the amount of crotch it depicts [BHUTAN; WALES] Here's Bhutan, I want to commend them Congrats guys, you really nailed it on the emblem The symbol of your heritage and glory? Falcor, the Luck Dragon from the NeverEnding Story C'mon, I'm just goofing Bhutansters That dragon on your flag is the scariest of monsters Although, he looks pretty frail and he fails When you weigh him on the scales against this bad a** from Whales Right? That's a way tougher dragon If they got to scrapping, imagine what would happen I'll do some reenactin': RAAH RRR RAAH RRR PTCH PTCH [MONACO; INDONESIA; SINGAPORE; POLAND] Monaco's design was fine, but it was stolen By Indonesia, Singapore, and Poland! You all should be ashamed that you came to such a lame decision That's flag plagiarism, or flagiarism [MAURITANIA] Flags get laced like High Tops You better brace for the flag bombs I drop Here's Mauritania Or as I call it: The Jolly Green Cyclopes [ANTIGUA AND BARBUDA] And not to make you blush or turn crimson But the flag of Antigua and Barbuda is kind of like glimpsin' A first-person view of performing oral s** on Lisa Simpson Right? You got the hair and the pink thighs and the dress and the underwear Look, the Simpsons premiered in 1989 She's a grown woman by now This is not creepy [OUTRO] "Did he talk about Lisa Simpson's vag? Gross!" Toughen up wimps, it's a flag roast! Man, if flags had feet, they'd get their toes tagged I put 'em in body bags when I roast flags You should pity any flag that I zing Cause dag, the sting is agonizing I'm that dude who will rag on your flag the most Zach Sherwin with the flag roast