Zach Braff - The Skating Alligator lyrics

INT. SAM'S HOUSE: LIVING ROOM – NIGHT TIME [Sam and Andrew attentively watch as a bulldog plays with his testicles] OLIVIA Andrew, would you like to see Sam's ice-skating tape? SAM Mom, no. ANDREW Absolutely. OLIVIA She was so ahead of her time. She could have gone to the Olympics. SAM No, no, no, no. I couldn't have. OLIVIA Yes, you could have. Don't blame it on the epilepsy. You had a gift. ANDREW Come on. Let me see it. OLIVIA Let's just show him the "Florida Stars of the Ice"opening. The gator costume. SAM Mom, I'm asking you, seriously. ANDREW Come on. Don't be shy. Let me see it! OLIVIA Oh, she wants you to see it. How could you not want him to see how talented you are? SAM Were. OLIVIA Come on. ANDREW Come on. OLIVIA Honey, what are you doing? TITEMBAY I'm dusting for prints. OLIVIA Well, could we move the crime scene into the kitchen? I want to show Andrew Sam's skating. TITEMBAY But someone's been pissing on my GameCube, and I'm about to close the case. OLIVIA It wasn't me, Your Honor. TITEMBAY The paw prints point to a canine. Hmm. OLIVIA Andrew, come on. Sit down here on the couch. SAM I can't believe you're actually showing him this. OLIVIA Look, there she is. ANDREW You're the alligator? OLIVIA You can tell by the hands. OLIVIA Here comes the double axel. And... Land! Oh, I mean, come on. Is she good? SAM Wow, she's great. SAM All right. ANDREW Wow. SAM Shut up. ANDREW No, I mean, your mom was right. You're really good. SAM This is awesome, but we gotta go. OLIVIA All right. Just wanted to show how talented you are. SAM Mom, come on! My baby! All right, go on! Go on. Get away. Wait a minute. Gimme a hug. I love you so much. I'm so proud of you. SAM I love you too. ANDREW Have a good night. Thanks for dinner. OLIVIA Come on! You're giving me a hug too. SAM Mom! Come on. ANDREW I'll take a hug. SAM Good night. See you later, Tim. ANDREW Bye, Tim. TITEMBAY Peace out, player.