Z-FLO - Z-FLO - Try Not To Laugh lyrics

Verse 1: Yo My dick bent like a boomerang My dangalang, it swang like an orangutan My nuts hang, like car keys, they dangling Small penis, I could bang a wedding ring Like Skrillex… Get it? Bangarang You still laughing cause my dick shaped like a candy cane I love Chinese people, I never understand a thang All I hear is “Ping pow, 5 dollar, and changaling" My cat's lost, they told me he went that-a-way I whacked off to Teletubbies on Saturday On Sunday, I do it to Grey's Anatomy And wiped the TV down with my sister's pads on Splatter Day CHORUS: Try not to laugh at me Try not to laugh at me because 'Cause I'm a funny n***a 'Cause I'm a funny n***a (2x) Verse 2: Fat n***a, so whatcha making? I'll eat a big a** bu*ter biscuit with a side of bacon I'll go skydiving naked holding a pound of cake and Pa** gas on a pancake hoping my a** will bake it I'll use a strap-on chicken leg for penetration Add a cup of grape Kool-Aid with it for lubrication Rapunzel! n***a ugly McDonald's. Chicken Nuggets I saw a chick, super duper thick Fat nose, chalupa lips But she smokes weed, she got them dookie lips She got that Young Thug “Pa** me the Hookah” lips f**nuggets, donkey bu*t Donkey Kong, Monkey nuts f*ggot Magnet, she got that booty dew Cause her stomach sticks out further than her booty do CHORUS: Try not to laugh at me Try not to laugh at me because 'Cause I'm a funny n***a 'Cause I'm a funny n***a (2x) Verse 3: Now, I had a chick call me handsome And what I'm about to say next is random I called Ghostbusters, paid them a ransom 'Cause she so skinny she had the a** of a phantom It's nonexistent, what you whining for? 'Cause that a** is extinct like a dinosaur Triceratops, a horn dog But her back straight, like a corn dog Hoooah! Rick Ross —— Shubbedee wubbedee dick floss Yo, I turn up like a vegetable.... ....Titty Sprinkles