Big Dick Myers *moans* Chorus I hope you're ready to make a sale (cha-ching!) cause its about to cum in the mail… (delivery) No, I'm not a liar because I'm talking about big dick Myers! Verse 1 YEAH you know its big you know its strong you know its going all night long, I can't wait to get it in me, UGH fu*k ME! Oh big dick Myers, f** me so good! f** me so hard (hard) and f** me like you know you should Damn its so big! (damn) sh** (sh**) I pulled off my wig! And I showed you I was a boy (i got a co*k) all along, yeah i got a co*k (see i told you!) GOD DAMN IT I'M GETTING HARD AS A ROCK (bo*er!) Chorus I hope you're ready to make a sale (cha-ching) cause its about to cum in the mail… (delivery) No, I'm not a liar (uh-uh) cause I'm talking about big dick Myers! Verse 2 I got a story to tell and it's not clickbait (Tana Mongeau) I once watched him masturbate! He took me to the store, he f**ed me like a who*e (god damn) ! He threw we against the door, god that dick i just adore, i have a bad disease and his co*k is the cure (for chlamydia!) Chorus I hope you're ready to make a sale (cha-ching) cause its about to cum in the mail… (delivery) No, I'm not a liar, cause I'm talking about big dick Myers Verse 3 Okay so like oh my god Mr. Myers I totally just want you to jerk your co*k into my a**, go up my rectum, go into my f**ing sphincter, go in my f**ing large intestine, dip into that stomach a** b**h, like damn, i want yo dick to come up my mouth, you know you can do it, its so f**ing big, god damn were you bred with a horse or some sh**? Cause that co*k is GOD DAMN MOTHER fu*kING HUGE b*tch. I'M TALKING HORSE co*k b*tch End Okay! Thank you so much for listening to this song, I hope you enjoyed it, if you do go subscribe to my channel, I upload every Wednesday, like comment, subscribe…. Hopefully I don't get suspended