YTCracker - Sexting lyrics

[Hook] LOL, OMG A girl she came up to me She told to give her a ring But I prefer s**ting [YTCracker] Tipping on rows ain't mo In the VIP I'm wearing jeans and a tee And I'm feeling kind of down so I got to get a big round ask around for company Problem is: I'm too drunk to get up and try to talk to women Earlier hit the Patron Silver now it's got the whole club spinning I whip out the iPhone Go to favorites and pick a favorite name Then I hit "Send Message" begin typing all my silly game Thank god for auto-correct without it you'd get gibberish I'm typing nasty sh** then a bag of black licorice I talk about your private parts my private parts are touching I get descriptive for the b**hes that's how they get loving My command of the English language I can tell a story well And I get you gushing out your vag' like an oil well I can rang your bell from the seat of the rear of the club So that later when I come by I can end my career Braid my bone against your hip bone Leaving you screaming like Kevin McAllister in Home Alone For boss all service come [Hook] (x2) [Hairetsu] I ain't gonna lie the sh** I tried the sh** I do and the sh** I've done I met some girl the over night and she was tight and we had fun And when it was over I bounced like a soldier then we went our ways And then the next day she hit me up at three to say "I'm so horny can you bone me love you long time" I told her that I love the s** but you got me at the wrong time I'm straight loaded in another city can't get with me girl But the way that I work my words in iMessage will rock your world I say I need vagina and she say you is mine I say some sh** that is straight up borderline a s** crime Choking your neck line setting up the next line Leaving you sitting in suspense while waiting on the text chime I got you off and now your finger's full of wet slime I tell you ttyl, adios, until the next time Listen to this vet rhyme I respect mine I'm a playa I'm a playa Tech N9ne [Hook] (x2)