YTCracker - Paul is Dead lyrics
Lyrics by MC Lars and YTCracker Music by the Rondo Brothers Intro: The government is lying! Don't believe everything you hear! In fact, there's a logical explanation for everything Let's trace it back to the genesis Conspiracy theories (conspiracy theories) It's MC Lars and the Rondo Brothers tearing it up!! Verse 1: I'm dropping knowledge on conspiracy theories Do you hear me? It's evident the government is lying monthly, yearly Because JFK's d**h was the direct result Of the Chupacabra submerging a ginormous boat The Titantic, don't panic, it was sunk by this beast Then the Loch Ness Monster had a yummy icy feast OJ Simpson? Innocent, it was Big Foot on crack Who had a jealous rage and snapped Ron Goldman's back In fact the facts explain everything you might deny Big Foot crashed in Roswell, let me tell you why He was chilling with some aliens who couldn't really fly So they landed in New Mexico that's why reports imply The Manson Family and Timothy McVey Were evil demon robots built by the CIA That the mafia enlisted for an insidious plot I read it on the Internet the facts say a lot! Chorus: Aliens and magic bullets masonic rites are the coolest Illuminati got me abducted my body john gotti Doesnt even know if jimmy hoffa died clearly Just another mystical conspiracy theory Verse 2: “Paul is dead,” that's what the record said So I played it backwards every time I went to bed When I woke up Judas Priest were dancing naked on my dresser More annoying than an hour of Fran Dresher The Jersey Devil and the Jackalope The Yetti and the Unicorn couldn't really cope So they froze Walt Disney with the Free Masons' Union While Anton La Vey had a Satanic communion With Pope John Paul and Pee Wee Herman While General Sherman helped the Germans Invade Poland with Dividians enlisted I determined these facts though they were once restricted I guess you're wondering how I figured out What all these conspiracies are really all about? On TV Ice T once denigrated cops Now he plays a cop on TV when will it stop??