YTCracker - Nerdcore Players lyrics

Lyrics by MC Lars and YTCracker Music by the Rondo Brothers YTCracker: Had a problem with the chicks in the early nineties Now i pimp women until I'm ninety Poster child for the geeky life Manifested get the girls undressed and Get it on get the ladies s** and Put the mic down and pick a drink up Later that night I'll beat the pink up Check my site i put a link up Contact me I'm a digital g Come from the net but born in cali West coast player I'm the mayor of the get down Fly rhymesayer chicks say I'm the best now Put me to the test now See why girls died from the 99 to meet me Computer hacking sk**s pay the bills and they greet me Oh so sweet Chorus: You know we're the truth sayers We're the nerdcore players I'm pimping like John Mayer My game is heavy like Slayer MC Lars: Girl what's your name, what's your sign, where you from? Want to go hyphy, want to go dumb? I'll tell you jokes and make you laugh Sad lonely nights they're in the past Mountain Dew I'll buy you that (yup!) Beef jerky I'll but you that, books about Nietzsche, I'll buy you that BART tickets to Richmond I'll but you that I keep it real like ontology A priori player, fly like ornithology “All Apologies”, I'm so In Utero My castles in the clouds like Victor Hugo TPFR – True Pimp for Real Ask anyone you know, I'm a very big deal I sold 20,000 with minimal promotion Wake up you're in love like Billy Ocean! Chorus YTCracker: I'll get her number you run point Land every broad up in this joint Or I'll be the wingman call me goose Grease chicks like bacon we so footloose They're obtuse were acute shes so cute Rubbing on my tracksuit Tell ‘em lars how we do it in hurr Get up on the mic and do that thurr MC Lars: YT and me we pimp these ladies KOL-Con V, we made some babies At Comic-Con we met some chicks Who knew all of the Lucas flicks My Monty Python makes them holler Laptop baller, game shot caller B, A, left, right, guess who I'm taking home tonight! YTCracker: You use protection right? Lars: That's right YTCracker! A true player's always gots to wrap it up! YTCracker: Word! Chorus