[Hook x2] Im a bard of the I nett Making songs about the land of the bitstream Ain't a site I ain't visited or tried yet So that the nerds at their crib keep listening [Verse 1] Im a professional musician And it is my mission to keep that inspiration afloat Im like a monkey in a coat in ikea You see me round the internet confused and in fear Because I fear I might be losing my touch How many cla**ic games can I sample before its too much? Hit the shift key hard like im mashing the clutch Shifting currency and fame out the game in a rush Got a cool attitude cuz my hacker dudes Coming out the cloud mad sharp like lakitus Laughing in the face of the law Cuz they can't catch us all we ain't pokemon You can't arrest an idea copy paste anons Get a clue cuz they clone like the great stefan Urkel Praise the God of Mail Spam God keep me out of jail pretty please [Repeat Hook] [Verse 2] Im a documentarian Raconteur spitting bout them hacks on tour Follow my dreams while I follow the memes And I follow them trends on the underground scene Put together a palatable take on the news Distill into byte size tracks to peruse Then I take a few minutes of your time To spit a little rhyme bout whats dear on my mind You dont have to agree, accept, or approve I try to represent the people when im making my moves Sometimes im off the mark and youll have to excuse But I try to keep it real for the various crews Ugnazi teampois0n I tried To be a little mouthpiece on occupy Dg till I die keep the music gratis Put that album link up in my status ya heard [Repeat Hook]