YTCracker - Birth of a Phish lyrics

Lyrics by YTCracker Music by Doc Pop MC Lars: Yo YTCracker, I got hot this beat from Doc Pop. He sent it to me via YouSendIt, you know what I'm saying? Convenient and fresh. Why don't you rip something? YTCracker: Wi-fi warrior from the waldorf astoria Raiding up the mini bar and pouring a Mixed drink, so I get down and think And write a little rhyme for my people and (blink) Like a mage straight up from the brain to the page Filling up my crit gauge blocking haters from the cage Secure server beating them off like a pervert A wordburglar (not from canada) I ain't mad at ya just a little peeved And I'll make like a tree and leave Best believe I'm in the scene and I will siege Just like a tank in/out, then flee Speaking of starcraft, I'm like raynor But I've never been a vulture, just a savior Locke like Lost, teched up like protoss And I'm carrying the game, they call me (the boss) Supervisor ain't none wiser Make it rain all the time, I ain't a miser Ain't no scrooge, I'm a generous dude But I won't hesitate to eat you like food Don't be rude, I'll eat you like grues Like frontalot, sought the treasure and spewed Fire out his mandibles, nerd rap cannibals (lars and I we hungry like hannibal) All got the smarts to make it go dark Eclipse everyone with our bite and our bark Planets align when we spitting our rhymes And it's evident we did it more that just a few times Graduate nerd life (grammy candidates) Anybody step to us and (we ain't having it) Gigantic robots dg ep No one hit wonders (lars and yt) Doc pop on the beat Lars: DJ Abilities called. He wants his MC back