Youtuber56 - No church on Le reddit lyrics

[Intro: YouTuber56] YouTuber56 here I just wanted to let you guys know I am a hardcore atheist Uh, I am also a super-Redditor Give it up for my main man Freddie Laker [Bridge] Human beings in a mob What's a mob to a king? (Bunch of bullies) What's a king to a god? (Uh, illogical) What's a god to a non-believer? (Yeah!) Who don't believe in anything? (That's me, I don't believe in god, it's so illogical) We make it out alive (Woahhhhh!) All right, all right (Yes) No church in the wild [Verse 1: YouTuber56] Get your faith relocated Your feeble minds be resonated Dub the chess club Intellectually checkmated F student when I got socially graded I am 14, parents are thoroughly hated Fedora on my head Christianity's dead My favorite video is Blue vs Red Family Guy is funny and I'm gonna see Ted Emotional thinkers are better off dead So you wanna know whats playin' on my mind? How are these m**ms just so blind "Allah" isn't real, get with mankind 9/11 conspiracies are just fine Kid of the 90's, get with my time Know I can rhyme, born in '99 Open a Sprite and I'll fight the chime Open those wounds and I'll rub lemon-lime Ouch... ... it stings [Bridge 2: Freddie Laker/YouTuber56] Human beings in a mob What's a mob to a king? What's a king to a god? (Nothing!) What's a god to a non-believer? (Hah! That's me!) Who don't believe in anything? (I don't believe in... jack nothin') We make it out alive (Yo, I'd like to give it up to my main man,) All right, all right (Edgyatheist88!) No church in the wild [Verse 2: EdgyAtheist88/YouTuber56] I walk around the door around 4 The Fedora's tipped In the right direction while I'm steppin' You ain't knowing sh** Got my Reddit Gold; Sweet Baby Jesus How can call yourself a hipster and still listen to Yeezus? (Uh-huh) He's just a f**ing sambo a** n***a go figure (Edgy!) Could be anything in the world but decided to be a n***a- (Offensive!) Lover standing out like my bo*er under covers Preach that f**ing atheist to all my brothers That's right I'm going hard (Croutons!) Ask your bodyguard Jevohah's Witness n***a I be all up in ya yard (Knock Knock) YouTuber56 we be shining like the stars All up in ya f**ing grill like im rapping to ya car Went to the tele Called up Makavelli Pretend it was a dream, I guess I pulled a Nelly (Hah) My words stay sincere just like Nas in Belly Pissin' on you b**hes just ask R. Kelly (Ohhh!) Back to you n******gs Who squeezing on the triggers (Woah) You're hating on me Cause I made six figures? Commentating making all that YouTube money You can't k** me Lel, XD [Outro: Freddie Laker/YouTuber56] Heh Human beings in a mob (I like the memes, they're funny) What's a mob to a king? (I like the me-mes) What's a king to a god? What's a god to a non-believer? (WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH) Who don't believe in anything? (WAHHHHHHH, I HATE GOD I DON'T LIKE HIM!) We make it out alive (WAHHHHHHHHH) All right, all right (I HATE GOD...) No church in the wild (No Church on Reddit! No church is there!) No church in the wild (Get your Christianity somewhere else *tips fedora*) No church in the wild (Intellectual checkmate, 'nother mind fight to my name) No church in the wild (Hah, take that religion!) (Take that!)