YouTube - Mario's Dilemma: A Super Mario Bros. Rap lyrics

[Someone - Peach] Mario! [JJ712 - Mario] Ugh... C'mon Princess, do you think I'm stupid? You wanna stay safe, but somehow you f**in' blew it I'm really really tired of saving you, you always get kidnapped I swear, if you get taken once more, your gonna get a f**in' slap I always go k** f**in' mushrooms and turtles While you're off s**ing on Bowser's little squirtle C'mon Princess, why don't you have any more f**in' forces What does Bowser do, put some horseshoes on your horses? You never get tired of riding on my warp pipe So what's the difference? Bowser isn't your type You get taken more than f**in' Princess Zelda I always come princess, but you never did when I called ya What's so fascinating about Bowser's piranha plant? I'm pretty sure it's smaller than a motherf**ing ant [Dragon - Bowser] Ha! You motherf**ing b**h, I'm strong and spooky You have never 1-Upped in Princess Peach's tanooki I give her my mega mushroom whenever I take her Her buns are so good, they're Not made by a baker She gets me horny in two motherf**ing ways And you die 50 billion times in only two days She s**s on my bullet bill and she really likes it I always burst my question block whenever she tries to bite it So, you little b**h, run home to your Luigi Peach is where she f**in' belongs, with me! [Someone - Peach] Oh, oh, two guys going at a clash One with horns and one with a moustache Who's gonna be my man? You two decide Which ever one wins gets to ride my behind [JJ712 - Mario] Bowser, you little b**h you run on flash and not java How come you're not dead when you're swimming in the lava I'll use my fire balls to f**ing bust your a** You should always die first, and never die last I'll make you run away like a dismounted Yoshi My star invincibility wil make you f**in' die quickly I'll jump on you from the sky after I climb some vines Princess Peach will be back in her castle in no time [Dragon - Bowser] You f**ing b**h, you will die I'm gonna shoot you with fire to the motherf**ing sky I will waste all your 1-ups, you won't get 100 coins You will get a f**ing hammer to the motherf**ing groin What are you doing? Don't step on that You gotta be a f*ggot like a f**ing rat-- AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! [JJ712 - Mario] f** you you little b**h! [Someone - Toad] Thanks Mario, but the Princess is in another castle! [JJ712 - Mario] fu*kING MOTHERfu*kING ASS b*tch!!! Ugh. Shiiiiiiiiiit [Someone - Toad] Totally pranked you biiiitch! You beat the f**ing game [JJ712 - Mario] f** yeah! Wait... Where's Peach?