You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown - Queen Lucy lyrics

[Lucy] Linus, do you know what I intend? I intend to be a queen. When I grow up, I'm going to be the biggest queen there ever was, and I'm going to live in this big palace with a big front lawn and have lots of beautiful dresses to wear, and when I go out in my coach, all the people will wave at me and I will shout at them and... [Linus] Lucy, I believe that queen is an inherited title. Yes, I'm quite sure. a person can only become a queen by being born into a royal family of the correct lineage, so that she can a**ume the throne after the d**h of the reigning monarch. I can't think of any possible way that you could ever become a queen. I'm sorry, Lucy but it's true [Lucy] And in the summertime, I will go to my summer palace and I will wear my crown in swimming and everything, and when I go out in my coach all the people will cheer me... What do you mean I can't be a queen? [Linus] It's true [Lucy] There must be a loophole. This kind of thing always has a loophole. Nobody should be kept from being a queen if she wants to be one! It's undemocratic! [Linus] Good grief! [Lucy] It's usually just a matter of knowing the right people. I bet a few pieces of well placed correspondence and I get to be a queen in no time [Linus] I think I'll watch television [Lucy] I know what I'll do. If I can't be a queen, then I'll be very rich. I will work and work and be very, very rich and I will buy myself a queendom [Linus] Good grief! [Lucy] Yes, I will buy myself a queendom and then I'll throw out the old queen and i'll take over the whole operation myself. I will be head queen, and when I go out in my coach, all the people will wave at me... [Linus] What happened to your queendom? [Lucy] Huh? [Linus] What happened to your queendom? [Lucy] Oh, I gave it up. I have decided to devote my life to cultivating my natural beauty