Your Mother - Burnt Toast (Traditional) lyrics

Far better than a falafel, it's more simple than a waffle. If it lands bu*ter-side down I can throw it at the seagulls. White bread, wheat bread, multi-grain, sourdough... it's part of a complete breakfast, its called toast. Breakfast, lunch or dinner, the combo is a winner. Any time day or night, cereal and toast sounds all right! First thing in the morning, last thing before I got to bed, I pour myself a bowl of joy, then just add some bread. Frosted Flakes, Cheerios, Raisin Bran and Trix... And you know I always gotta slurp all the leftover soy mil, hill, hilk