Your Favorite Martian - White Boy Wasted (feat. Dumbfoundead) lyrics

[Robot voice] We're about to get white boy wasted [Intro: Puff Puff] Your Favorite Martian and Dumbfoundead Getting crunk up in here! We're about to get white boy wasted [Verse 1: Puff Puff] We stumble to the house party already buzzed We get retarded when we start drinking Bacardi Because getting wasted in the basement is our only obligation Plus, we don't know the meaning of the word "moderation" I'm, I'm crude when I talk Shirt off, fist fighting every dude on the block And then I'm hugging you like I ain't gonna see you again Like "dude, I freaking love you man!" I'mma drunk dial my ex-girlfriend but first I have to pa** out and yack in the downstairs bathroom So raise your red cups up and make noise Cause we drink like upper middle cla** teenage boys [Pre-Hook: Benetar (Robot)] Oh, it's the weekend And you know what that means Oh, it means it's time to party (It's time to party) [Hook: Robot] White boy, white, white, white boy wasted White boy, white, white, white boy wasted White boy, white, white, white boy wasted White boy, white, white, white boy wasted White boy, white, white, white boy wasted White boy, white, white, white boy wasted White boy, white, white, white boy wasted White boy, white, white, white boy wasted White, white boy wasted [Verse 2: Dumbfoundead] Yo, last night I partied up at a frat house It was full of college kids singing along to Smash Mouth Half of them pa**ed out, a fat dude with his a** out Looking like John Belushi in the movie *Animal House* All of a sudden somebody yelled out "Keg stand!" Tow jocks with tube socks and sweatbands They pointed at me and carried me by my legs, man I had to do it, it probably wasn't the best plan Next thing you know, it's a beer pong and takin Jager shots Now I'm in the corner and throwing up morning tater tots Pissin' on police cars, yelling out "I hate the cops!" White boy with dreadlocks, now give me major props [Pre-Hook + Hook] [Bridge: Benetar] Oh, it's the weekend and you know what that means Oh, it means it's time to party, party All I wanna do, all I wanna do, all I wanna do All I wanna do is just get white boy wasted [Instrumental break] [Benetar] (Robot) It's the weekend It's time to party (it's time to party) [Hook]