Your Favorite Martian - Grandma Got A Facebook lyrics

Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end Help me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants Grandma, Grandma (4x) Gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma Grandma, Grandma (3x) Well, ever since grandpa pa**ed away, she's been chilling at home Watching soaps half the day 'cause she's feeling alone So, I set her up a Facebook and gave the address To my friends and I asked them all to send a request And no one would have guessed one day she'd go wild But grandma got obsessed and changed her profile to s*utty Mcbu*tSex And I was appalled when I saw a bunch of pictures of her cleavage on her wall Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end Help me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants Grandma, Grandma (4x) Gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma Grandma, Grandma (3x) Then she updated her status yeah, and it made me pissed Cause she said her grandson was a crybaby b**h! And all my stupid friends wrote her back and they laughed And they all liked her comment cause they're wack and I'm mad Is this considered abuse, yeah you'd be pissed at her too Cause now her list to do's is just pictures of dudes I wanted her to make friends but she's about to seduce My homeboys with a mixture of vodka and prune juice Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end Help me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants Grandma, Grandma (4x) Gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma Grandma, Grandma (3x) I checked my Facebook daily I get a friend request from this old a** lady I know it's your grandma, but I ain't gonna lie She's rocking that muu muu, and looking all fly I want to smack your grandma on her wrinkly a** Wrinkly a**, wrinkly a**! I want to smack your grandma on her wrinkly a** Wrinkly a**, wrinkly a**! bu*terscotch my balls Me and your grandma sharing a sponge bath I want to put my hands in your grandma's candy dish Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end Help me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants Grandma, Grandma (4x) Gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma Grandma, Grandma (3x)