Your Favorite Martian - Epileptic Techno lyrics

Ep-Ep-Ep Ep-Ep-Ep-Ep Ep-Ep-Ep Ep-Ep-Ep-Ep Ep-Ep-Ep-Ep Epileptic Ep-Ep-Ep Ep-Ep-Ep-Ep Ep-Ep-Ep Ep-Ep-Ep-Ep Ep-Ep-Ep-Ep Epileptic Chilaxin' out with Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen They want to check this new joint, Club Convulsion We put our a** in motion All my stupid friends rolled up and the D.J. looked like Superman, if he were homeless And standing by the bar, douchebag was hitting on a tranny Oh wait that's Hillary Clinton there with Dick Cheney, who was k**in' a kitten I saw Shaq, Jack Black and J-Lo I even saw that one guy from that one show I saw alcoholic Jews and fat truckers And Oprah was there like: "I'm Oprah, f**er!" And everything was good until the second Homeless Superman put on this record I stood there with my friends and the Olsen Twins As he spins everybody had convulsions Dance, dance, dance like you're having a seizure Move, move, move like you're having a fit Shake, shake, shake. This is causing a spasm Epileptic Techno Ep-Ep-Ep Ep-Ep-Ep-Ep Ep-Ep-Ep Ep-Ep-Ep-Ep Ep-Ep-Ep-Ep Epileptic Ep-Ep-Ep Ep-Ep-Ep-Ep Ep-Ep-Ep Ep-Ep-Ep-Ep Ep-Ep-Ep-Ep Epileptic Now I ain't trying to disrespect epileptics But the music he played made the place go hectic The speakers on the deck became disconnected All the alcoholic Jews were suddenly naked I felt my muscles expand and contract I pa**ed out on the dance floor laying on my back Reality started fading, cutting in and out I woke up when an Olsen Twin threw up in my mouth And we were hoping we could leave at our leisure But the whole f**in' theater was havin' a seizure Except Oprah, the music didn't touch her Still standing hard, "I'm Oprah, f**er!" I saw the D.J. loadin' another disc With most of the party still foaming at the lips I grabbed my friends and headed for the exit When Homeless Superman started spinnin' that next hit Dance, dance, dance like you're having a seizure Move, move, move like you're having a fit Shake, shake, shake. This is causing a spasm Epileptic Techno Ep-Ep-Ep Ep-Ep-Ep-Ep Ep-Ep-Ep Ep-Ep-Ep-Ep Ep-Ep-Ep-Ep Epileptic Ep-Ep-Ep Ep-Ep-Ep-Ep Ep-Ep-Ep Ep-Ep-Ep-Ep Ep-Ep-Ep-Ep Epileptic We woke up once again from a seizure I wiped Mary-Kate's vomit from my T-Shirt We slid out the back like greased up bu*ter We saw Oprah there, "I'm Oprah, f**er!" We made it out alive, booyah! We all stood around like: "What are we going to do now?" We picked a new club. What'd we get? We somehow rolled up to Club Tourettes? The music there gave everyone a tick And every time it played the whole place would twitch And shift and switch and b**h and talk sh** like: Ass, barf, barf, a**, bark, piss! Barf, piss, a**, a**, barf, barf, piss, a**, a**, piss! We ran away like a jet propulsion Man, I guess we'll go back to Club Convulsion Dance, dance, dance like you're having a seizure Epileptic Techno, Epileptic Techno Oooh no not having a seizure Epileptic Techno, Epileptic Techno Dance, dance, dance like you're having a seizure Epileptic Techno, Epileptic Techno Oooh no not having a seizure Epileptic Techno, Epileptic Techno "You little ba*tards, thought you all knew Oprah!" Don't make me come over there and f** you!