Your Favorite Martian - Bartender song (sittin' at a bar) lyrics

Bartender I really did it this time Broke my parole to have a good time When I got home it was 6 AM The door was locked so I kicked it in She was trippin on the bills I think she was high on some pills She threw my things out into the yard Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard And in my drunken stupor I did what I should have never done And now I'm sittin here, talking to you Drunk and on the run I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside Waitin' for my ride on the outside She stole my heart, in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her fathers car Crashed that Chevrolet then stepped away You know moe I'll probably get ten years So just give me beers till they get here Yea I know the sun is comin up And y'all are probably get ready for closin up But I'm trying to drown my soul I'm tired of this life on the dirt road And everything that I love is gone And I'm tired of hangin on Shes got me I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside Waitin' for my ride on the outside She stole my heart, in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her fathers car And crashed that Chevrolet, then stepped away Guess it was meant to be Romance is misery So much for memories And now I am headed to the penitentiary See me on TV The next cop series I am a danger I guess I should've did something about my anger But I never learn Real things I don't concern I pour kerosene on everything I love And watch it burn I know it's my fault But I wasn't happy it was over She threw a fit So I crashed that piece of sh** Nova And now I am going back again Back to the pen to see my friends When we all pile off that county van They'll ask me where I've been I've been at a bar on the inside Waitin' for my ride on the outside She stole my heart, in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her fathers car Then crashed that Chevrolet then stepped away Na na na na na na na Na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Well I'm sittin at a bar on the inside And I'm waitin on ride on the outside You know i crashed your daddy's car Then I stepped away Yeah, I stepped away You know i crashed your daddys car Then I stepped away