Young Laser Crew - Freaks and Geeks lyrics

Alright now YLC, we on the grind - to scratch an itch we spit some rhymes It's surreal that we shine - feel free to stare, we do not mind Concrete we put you through, and we call that a demotion Cummin' all over the place, you can call that your "hand lotion." Yea Gambino made it work - I'm not tryin' to be better But if he is a wetsuit, know I can make you wetter Yea these girls be actin' crazy when I'm hittin' on their spot -- Best believe it's for the night, their next boyfriend I am not I will never tie the knot - I'm not tryin' to get married Yea a band on my finger's not a weight I want to carry When all my friends have ball and chains I still be smashin' dimes p**n stars crashin' at the crib that I paid for with my rhymes Never ask for permission, rather ask for forgiveness - Got a test in the morning, f** it who wants one more Guinness? I must harness the Magic - call me Tracy McGrady 'cuz behind closed doors you act much less like a lady Cat and mouse? Tom and Jerry, but I put you into 'La**ie' Seeing you on all fours, you have never looked so cla**y Bodies moving back and forth - in the mirror I can see us; The reflection is not me - like a dude in a Prius Ok I'm talkin' 'bout me smashin' girls - game like Jordan If the world were a jail, then I would be the Warden While you're stuck inside your cell, I feel a little sorry 'cuz I'm back at your house feeding your wife my calamari Let's pretend that it's Christmas - yes sir you can 'deck the halls.' Oh wait, what I meant to say was "playa you can lick my balls." I am done putting up with all these lame-a** co*ks Funny thing is that their girls are all feelin' on my jock 'Twas 'Troy from Community' who wrote the f**in' 'riginal This is number two -- you can call it a "provisional." No, I'm not the best, but I know I'm not the worst When it comes to writin' rhymes, like this song, I am 'well-versed.' Yea Gambeasy's "just a rapper," and I'm more of the same It's Capeasy for all you Lames who don't yet know my name I added "easy" to my name 'cuz it has always been that Everybody want a piece - should just call me 'Kit-Kat.' If you want to know the "real me" don't ask for my number - You would have a better shot just looking at my 'tumblr.' If you're wonderin' 'bout girls I like, they're all well-cultured Sadly I am picky - I don't give a f** what y'all heard I know you want some more, alright, I'll lay another verse down... Bet you dudes will steal this sh** - don't put your f**in' purse down... Some go crazy but, writing helps me to relax though; It gets me more biddies than a mothaf**in' "Lax Bro