I'll get to see you once this month I'll get to spend my fifty bucks And hope that I get reinstated But for now I'm the guy who's just out of luck Your intuition serves you well And not to mention all those horror stories You've heard and now at last you see That if you get involved with me It's the way that will leave you lost So if you want to be confused And if you want to be a stranger And if you're seeking disappointment This is the road that will take you there I keep on looking in the mirror Trying to find those devil horns But I can't see. It's just too bright There's just too much light Emanating from my halo So if you want to be confused And if you want to be a stranger And if you're seeking disappointment This is the road that will take you there This is the road This is the road This is the road that will take you there So if you want to be confused And if you want to be a stranger And if you're seeking disappointment (here's the way to go) This is the road that will take you there This is the road This is the road This is the road that will take you there