Yotam Perel - Birthday 18 lyrics

(-) = Side Mouth [Intro] Hey, guys! Hahahaha! [Sighs] (What's wrong, White Diesel?) It's nothing... (Oh, okay) [Heavy sigh] (Okay, okay, okay. Something must be wrong!) I wish there was a creative way to explain. Perhaps, a song? (And can I sing back-up?) Hahahaha! I'm funny! It's my birthday today But I don't want to partake 'Cause there are other important things on my mind It's not the finals results It's not my body that revolts me It just makes me feel a little bit crummy I'm being drafted to the army Three years sounds alarming Not sure what to do I guess I'll have to sit through Some office job, not that thrilling Well, at least there's no k**ing Involved with my service Yet I'm still pretty nervous It's my birthday today And I'm not sure what to say I guess this thing didn't come out very funny But I am blaming the army 'Cause why would, why would you select me to... I can't go through the army. Look at me. Look at me! I have the arms of a baby Asian girl. Not even a boy, a girl. A baby girl! Look at my hands. Look at them! It's my birthday today And I don't wanna' celebrate 'Cause the army's making my future look bleak Well at least I can drink Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da! I don't even like alcohol. I do though, get me some so I can deal with the army End scene