I wish my baby had deep pockets So we could run around Spendin' all her money Paintin' up the town I wish my baby had deep pockets I'd love life everyday She don't got deep pockets, boys What's there left to say I wish my baby had deep pockets The deepest ones around Her momma was made o' money And her daddy owned the town I wish my baby had deep pockets I'd love life everyday She don't got deep pockets, boys What's there left to say I wish my baby drove a caddy The biggest one around Burnin' all four tires Around every turn in town I wish my baby drove a caddy I'd love life everyday She don't drive no caddy, boys It's some beat up Chevrolet I wish my baby cooked me pork chops The fattest ones around I'd kiss her in the kitchen With the cabbage boilin' down I wish my baby cooked me pork chops I'd love life everyday Buy the gravy's way too lumpy, boys What's there left to say