[Verse 1] You are tuned into MAXNORMAL.TV, we make it look easy Everyone is sheepy, sleepy sick sick sick We are original unique individuals Ten out of ten again and again Exterminating pests germinating In your stressed demom nests, yes you need a rest Parasites are creepy always trying to eat me Possessed by the demon beast 666 Electrify when I testify would the next in line please step inside Disinfect your mind, make sure that you don't get left behind Electronic symphonic melodic exotic harmonic Steady exorcize melancholic demonic robotics [Bridge] You like light we like light-bite bite bite bite We play video game with your life-run run run run You like light we like night We play video game with your life-fresh fesh fresh [Hook] Fresh out the box brand new You never speak what is not true That's why we love you Da**ie You don't get bothered And you never take what is not offered That's why we love you Da**ie Alway's sharp and alert And you not a pervert That's why we love you Da**ie You're very psychic But you never k** anyone or anything That's why we love you Da**ie [Verse 2] Practise to be psychic-next level hi-tech Beware of corporate mind-tricks don't be a s**er Become the enemy, hundred percent energy Master of reality-go go go go! Stay furiously curious, live your dream Neon beams zap through the black-freeze no copy-cats please Take your sloppy slack schemes throw them in the bin Stop acting like a looser and maybe you will win Hands up-king of the young come soon Thunder pound the ground cartoon boom Next time you check me on the telly go: MAX NORMAL is extra-ordinary yo! [HOOK] [Verse 3] Experimental personality often misunderstood With powers that I didn't ask for -MAX NORMAL'S hardcore If your days are dark and your friends are few Remember MAXNORMAL.TV is always there for you Omniphonic techno heart-beat-100 point bonus go! Aura pumping got the party jumping No no-no no-no no-no no No no-no no there's no limit [HOOK] [Outro] I always feel safe whenever I'm with you Cos you love me Da**ie and I love you too You help me make all my dreams come true That's why I love you Da**ie! WAY OF THE DASSIE: 1. Don't speak what is not true 2. Don't take what is not offered 3. Don't be a pervert 4. Practise to be psychic 5. Don't k** anyone or anything* *this includes paying someone to k** someone or something for you