Yoko Ono - Phil And John #1 lyrics

(p) - "so, here we go!" (j) - "what? what? (p) - "we're doing one" (j) - "how's it going? how's it going?" (p) - "wait a minute, something's going, wait a minute!" (j) - "yeah! yeah! i can't read this writing!" (p) - "what is that tweetin' bird out there? for god's sake! there's a bird! god damn it out there! (j) -"hey, hey, hey...yeah....remember the solo, that's the bit were i don't talk....oh, oh, too bad...thank you...." (p) -"stand up so we know you're there, alright" (j) -"oh, and barry, give me a clue, will you? (p) - "well, i told barry....", (j) - "shut up! you f**in'....., give me a clue.....no, no, no e, e, e, that's a clue" (p) - "you haven't done it all evening, why change?" (j) - "but after all....." (p) - "alright, one of the greatest sessions of all time. history in the making here... john lennon is here with his brother jack" (j) - "and here we go" (p) - "one, two, three!" (j) - "©ne, two, three, four!" (p) - "no! you yelled four, wait a minute (j) -"phil, phil...." (p) -"you can't yell four over his playing" (j) -"please accept my fourth....it's the only way i can come in and i.... (p) - "yes, through four....", (j) - "one...." (p) - "come on, you don't have to count in, he will do the intro, da-da-da-da-da-da" (j) - "no wonder we're........" (p) - "ha, ha, ha, yeah, ok, i'll... i won't bring up names, don't you worry...." (j) - "no names" (p) - "alright, it doesn't matter..." (j) - "..........is too loud!" (p) - "you shout, the boys with the horn amd the birds on the ground, f**ing horns and birds and seagulls and all that sh**!" (j) -"his peace whistle!" (p) -"........you know, that sounds like it fades away....yeah, i hear it twice as loud" (j) -"phil, phil, it's our big chance today and .........and let's not f** it!....one....." (p) - "well, herbie did....", (j) -"one, one, two, three"