Yogscast - Carrot for a Nose lyrics

I remember when it all went wrong Guzzling eggnog all night long We went outside The snow was thick Rolled our balls together Made a snowman quick Erecting a friend but there's something left Had to indulge in some carrot theft To make him whole We raided the salad bowl To give him a cla**ic nose I slipped and fell when I put it on Stuck the veg where it didn't belong I went for it's face But hit below the waist And now he's got a rude Vegetable dong He's got a carrot for a nose And it gives you quite a shock When you see it in the flesh It's so orange and so fresh Looks like it's just been pulled from the ground He's got a carrot for a nose It's the biggest on the block My neighbours were upset My dad saw it as a threat It stood so mighty and so proud So mighty and so proud Some kind of magic happened then He came alive and he was real my friend Had excited expression twinkled in his eyes We looked on it suprise as it started to rise Scarf around his neck and his arms are made of bark Get down on your knees He'll help you see in the dark He has a filthy addiction Veg on veg friction behind the bushes down at the park He's got so many dirty habbits And he's terrified of rabbits He'll make you moan He's organicly grown He's got a carrot for a nose You know it's hard as rock He's got coal on his head No meat but one veg He's packing so much more than just snow He's got a carrot for a nose But his life's against the clock Cause as the sun rose They'd gritted the road All was left was his bright amber chode You'll remember this December When you dream of this member Now all that's left is his salty sludge Next time it snows You all will now He's coming on you from above He's just snowing you all of his love He's got a carrot for a nose He's a friend you just can't knock So when it get's chilly just whipe out his willy They all have carrots for their nose A movement you can't stop To make a new best friend Just follow this trend Give him a vegetable bell end Carrot for a nose! YEAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!