Yogi - Happy As Larry lyrics

[Verse 1: Larrikin Love] On September first 2003, I was softly touched by a warm summer breeze There were blue tits flocking and swerving My accuracy, well it's quite unnerving I stole into a burnt orange field, which once was green but lost its zeal To prance and dance and sing around, which is not condoned in the centre of town And as I crunched those crispy leaves, I walked towards a shaded tree To find a young girl lying there, drifting off without a care Her face was covered by a straw hat, happy as Larry and all of that Well I shouted out to wake her up, she was skipping school in the burning hot [Chorus: Larrikin Love] And as I tried to get her to speak I realised that the little girl was not asleep I moved her hat to find that her face was grey Her knickers wrapped around her ankles It's not funny! And as I tried to get her to speak I realised that the little girl was not asleep I moved her hat to find that her face was grey Her knickers wrapped around her ankles It's not funny! [Verse 2: Plan B] There's a breah called Larry following a girl called Annie Walking down a dark alley that leads to a park where Sally A mate of Annie's who must be late said she'll meet her at the gate But she ain't there and Annie's scared Cause now she's aware that Larry's there She don't wanna walk through the park at night, but Larry's in the alley and it's dark alright So all she can do is go that way and hope that Larry is a girl or gay Cause true-say she can't see who it is, if she could she'll be losing her sh** Running like nobody's business cause Larry's little head is full of thoughts of sickness And all he wants to do is grab little Annie and screw the life out of her literally He ain't evil he's the epitome, the epitome And now he's closing in where the park bench stop and the trees begin No conscience just a sleazy sin, women don't slip so easily in [Bridge: Larrikin Love] Children, Please beware! 'Happy as Larry' and all of that 'Happy as Larry' and all of that Children, Please beware! 'Happy as Larry' and all of that 'Happy as Larry' and all of that [Verse 3: Plan B] Annie ain't dreaming He's grabbed her but Annie ain't screaming Cause he's gagged her, wielding a knife, saying he's gonna stab her If she tries running away she'll get a dagger, straight through the heart But this ain't love It's rape and murder straight, blud Ain't dripping from his knife, that's not how he takes her life Larry says, "b**h get in touch with nature." f**ing sick c*nt laughs as he rapes her, rapes her, rapes her Hands over mouth he suffocates her Takes her life away Takes her life away Takes her life away Takes her life away [Chorus: Larrikin Love] And as I tried to get her to speak I realised that the little girl was not asleep I moved her hat to find that her face was grey Her knickers wrapped around her ankles It's not funny! And as I tried to get her to speak I realised that the little girl was not asleep I moved her hat to find that her face was grey Her knickers wrapped around her ankles It's not funny! [Verse 4: Plan B] There's a guy called Barry, looking for Larry Walking down the same alley that leads to the park where Annie The daughter of Barry that was gagged and raped When she went to meet Sally her so-called mate Her so-called mate who said she'd wait Said she'd meet her at the gate But weren't there, and now Barry knows why Barry knows Larry knows Sally cause Si Short for Simon a policeman Barry knows from back when he was a fireman Let it slip that Sally was the b**h that Larry used as bait To find girls and become their mates and set them up to get f**ed and raped He said, "There'll be no justice if we left it to the system, so if you want justice Don't say a word my friend just listen Larry's meeting Sally in the park at 8pm, when it gets dark Take this gun and wear this mask, Ddo it right - make it fast" [Bridge: Larrikin Love] Children, Please beware! 'Happy as Larry' and all of that 'Happy as Larry' and all of that Children, Please beware! 'Happy as Larry' and all of that 'Happy as Larry' and all of that [Verse 5: Plan B] Barry's waiting in the alley with his gun and his balaclava Thinking 'bout the way Larry took away Annie from her father He wants to end this c*nt's life, teach him about karma A bullet straight between the eyes, and one for his b**h after Sally's there now he can see her waiting, there's a guy at the top of the road waving At Sally, that's Larry it's blatant Barry moves fast down the alley to the pavement Two bullets to make their heads cave in One each to teach them 'bout taking life; Yes life is God's for taking But this body's godforsaken [Bullet shots and screams]