Yo La Tengo - Texas Man Abducted By Aliens For Outer Space Joy Ride lyrics

They cruised around the universe They were looking for girls, I guess All I could think of was: How did I ever get myself into this mess? I didn't have much money They didn't have much cla** I didn't even want to go And they made me pay for gas They swerved around the planets At a thousand times a minute Singings songs, I sang along But my heart wasn't in it They dropped me off at home And in a wink they were gone They didn't even apologize For the skid marks on my lawn They cruised around the universe They were looking for girls, I guess All I could think of was: How did I ever get myself into this mess? I didn't have much money They didn't have much cla** I didn't even want to go And they made me pay for gas They said that some day they might be back I wish they would let me be In fact, if I don't ever see them It'll be just fine with me