Been to all his movies Got all his CD's I don't own a player but own all his DVD's So now I'm left to wonder where it was that I went wrong Cos that mamzer Adam Sandler won't let us do his song Why won't Adam Sandler let us do his song? We tried to shmooze his lawyers We tried to shmooze his friends But all we got were legal letters hang ups and dead ends It's not that I am bitter I just thought that he'd be stoked But now me thinks that Adam cannot take a stupid joke Why won't Adam Sandler let us do his song? Why won't Adam Sandler let us do his song? We'll give you all our money Even lie and say little Nicky was funny Why won't Adam Sandler let us do his song? Why won't Adam Sandler let us do his song? Thanks to you my Channukah Was not much Funnukah