Yelling At Cats - Yelling At Cats vs. Temporal Walker lyrics

[Yelling At Cats:] Temporal, you're gonna need a walker after this You'll be resting in pieces and you won't be missed Drop the rap and get the f** to LULZ's stream Seriously Temporal - you're getting me pissed I'd hate to get in the middle, but I'm a little bit brittle I'm gonna insult you; by the way, your dick is little! I'm tired of how you try to act a little tough Your raps are so bad you make Sickness throw up Your attempts at composing are lame and in vain You sound the same - why do you even lust for fame? You f**ing b**h, just f**ing say my name I treat this rap sh** like it's just a game Blue and Orange? Yeah, that song made my cry It was so bad I had to ask myself why The f** did I collab with someone as dumb as you You b**h, I bet you put that flashlight in Fluttershy too! [Temporal Walker:] Clearin' your monotony Cause I'm bringin' it hotter Rubbin' your tummy cause you're a naughty pony But you can still be my homie! Your name is Twilight Sparkle? Funny, they call me Pinkamena Skippidihoppin' into the basement, come fondlin' your femur! I'm knowin' you inside and out with a Scalpel When I'm done with you, your fans're gonna be runnin' Pell-mell Playin with horns can get you saddlesore Just use protection, brony, but don't ignore My warning that I'm gonna be givin' you right now While you're underground I'll be top Unicorn on the spot now I'm settin' sail on S.S. Friendship Ya better believe I'm not gonna end it Shippin' mares without wantin' all o' Dat Ass Flyin' through the air right on Rainbow Dash's a** Steppin' to me brony? I'll be steppin' right back, phony It don't help that you rhyme about nothing in every song Why don't you stop your yelling and leave all of them cats alone [Temporal Walker:] You sayin' ponies are gay? [Yelling At Cats] Shut the f** up! Come on a little louder! Shut the f** up! Everypony get your hooves up! Shut the f** up! What? What? [Yelling At Cats:] Your rhymes are like Pinkie; they're spastic, and erratic Your punchlines are so bad it's almost dramatic I yell at cats for a living, f** your sh** This battle with you? It's anticlimactic Honestly? You're a little bit mad Cause you brag about swag that you don't even have Relax b**h, stop being a jerk You talk so much sh** it's almost Not Safe For Work You like shipping - you don't like clopping? One second guys, I think my IQ is dropping I'm gone be nice; I'll stop the dissin' Shut the f** up. Please take a listen Your delivery is off . . . It's a little bit weak Stop taking rap lessons from f**ing Pipsqueak! You're starting out. Stop being conceited You say that you're good? I say citation's needed [Temporal Walker:] Hey Cats, look what just came up: it's your number! Time to throw a party for ya, as it were Squee for you? Sure! But I'm gonna do it my way In the basement with some knives so come and play! When I strap you to a table I'm gonna take my time To saw off your horn and take a sip at the rhyme Takin' a bite out of your brain - blood splatter Spitting it out cause I don't eat junk food for that matter Organs across the ceiling to brighten up the room! Cats, trust me, I'm gonna be spelling out your doom! I'll take your poofy hair and make a new hat with it Walking around town getting Rarity jealous of it You might be thinking I'm a little obscene When I'm pickin' through the organs of a lesser MC But honestly, I usually create fine artistry It's just today, I feel a little bit hungry!