Yelling At Cats - Wanted In Equestria (feat. Dawn Blush) lyrics

[Yelling At Cats] It starts off with a few bars, then it gets sick quick Will I go too far like Pinkie on arsenic? Don't wanna be in this Tiara click She nit picks and sh** because she's a crazy b**h Lick my peppermint guys, go and give it a Twist I'm on a mission to get banished, go and deal with it I don't care, hell, people hate me lickity split Till I stick my dick in ‘em like a self-insert fanfic! Rickity rick bed goes clickity click It's like I'm riding the Styx, but no paddles and sh** Try to piss Cerberus off just to get myself bit Just to prove to Trixie that I purposely did it Impregnate Luna then start dating her sister Segway to clubs and pay s** to the strippers Have fun with the mane 6 and play naked twister Punch Blueblood's face until he's riddled with blisters Only thing royal is that you royally f**ed up With your bling bling, you have soiled it enough Bring your f**ing guards, cause you know you're not buff You are not tough. Sorry hot stuff Grr! It's like I'm BDP A lot of these colts try to animate me It's fake, you take the same sh** you said last week Make it or break, you can kiss this gray a**, see [Dawn Blush] Cause I'm wanted in Equestria Cause I flaunted to Celestia Cause I taunted to the best of ya I'm in a mess, huh uh uh uh uh I'm wanted, I'll be banished soon Gonna take a rest up on the moon And if you want it, I'll go out with a boom I'm wanted, uh uh wanted, wanted [Yelling At Cats] Call me Rarity cause my raps are well dressed I cause mess, no stress from all that I invest I've been blessed, transgressed moral a**ets Quit beating your chest man, this ain't a contest You ain't the best cause you got connections Rap is a test based on natural selection Stop flexing, I don't need no inspection My raps go harder than a clopper's erection I don't wanna be leading it, call me a bit of a herder I k** the game just like it's first degree murder Pony Swag building, you can call it a girder I just double the fun by simply getting absurder Call me ill, I be kicking it, nobody as sick as it My sonic rhyme boom and nobody as quick as it Y'all are Granny Smith, can't even hear me spit Stop Flim-Flaming this and understand the deficit It's prejudice, all the royal guards are white That's why this unicorn can never get his stuff right I'm a warrior that's shining with his armor so bright Slaying Changlings, raps, and eternal dark nights I'm writing these bars with the letters I'm signing I be letting all out like the stars are aligning Making you all flinch with the stuff I'm a**igning And when I take it all, that's a matter of timing [Dawn Blush] Cause I'm wanted in Equestria Cause I flaunted to Celestia Cause I taunted to the best of ya I'm in a mess, huh uh uh uh uh I'm wanted, I'll be banished soon Gonna take a rest up on the moon And if you want it, I'll go out with a boom I'm wanted, uh uh wanted, wanted Wanted in Equestria Got chained and caged away No way they'll let me out I'm straight up Lunar all the way [Yelling At Cats] Yo, stop acting fake and pull back the disguise Y'all are more crooked than Derpy's eyes Rather than focus on the pony fandom's demise We should focus on finding ways to keep it alive I know I do horrorcore; that was just a little bore I spat the same stuff about k**ing and pony gore Fans I ignore while mindlessly attention who*ed Don't you guys get it? I don't wanna be adored! I just want to be a beloved hip hopper The one rap artist who is a show stopper The one guy who can prove he's a game topper The one who shows cats how to really rap proper! That's why when I smack foals I laugh hearty More crazy than Twilight's a** being tardy No, I'm not the type of colt to say sorry Follow Pinkie's motto – life is a party! Ha ha ha, I love being in all this Fluttershy's bear, and I'm about to go maul it Ain't gonna fall it, no faults at all and If this ain't insulting then I don't know what to call this Grab verbal guns just for blowing off puns Eliciting pain and have some morbid fun It's only just begun. No f**s to give, none You think I care about what ya think? Come on son! [Dawn Blush] Cause I'm wanted in Equestria Cause I flaunted to Celestia Cause I taunted to the best of ya I'm in a mess, huh uh uh uh uh I'm wanted, I'll be banished soon Gonna take a rest up on the moon And if you want it, I'll go out with a boom I'm wanted, wanted, wanted, uh uh! Cause I'm wanted in Equestria Cause I flaunted to Celestia Cause I taunted to the best of ya I'm in a mess, huh uh uh uh uh I'm wanted, I'll be banished soon Gonna take a rest up on the moon And if you want it, I'll go out with a boom I'm wanted, wanted, wanted Wanted!