Yelling At Cats - Magic Kindergarten (feat. Lauren Goodnight) lyrics

Hello kids, welcome to Magic Kidneygarten! [Boo!] Aw, shut the f** up! Now turn your textbooks to page 61 - we have a very special lesson for today! [Ah!] Yeah today we're going to be learning about rape! [Yay!] And substance abuse, and torture! So please pay attention kitties! I don't want To go through the same silly Place I went to when I was a filly Please don't take me back There or I will attack Them for all the things They've done to me You ever wanna go to a place you felt safety And you vaguely remember things doing one eighties? And you got hurt greatly for being hara**ed daily? And you've been getting pissed off cause that's been happening lately? And you faintly tried to fight back all these crazy Ideas that made you think you were just a crybaby? Namely the insults that made your legs shaky Made your face pasty and made your heart feel achy? Just maybe these foals just f**ing mistook The fact that evil's afoot when this filly reads books And when they look at me and laugh at my emplacement The next day they wake tied up in Pinkie's basement! And in amazement, they're blatant of this horrific arrangement; And the teacher always wonders why their seat's always vacant! I'm inpatient for payment, so I tear off ligaments And tell 'em to relax, it's a scientific experiment! It's funny how this world just f**ing distorts A silly filly used to filing friendship reports! And supports a corpse or two cause she resorts To justified murder, or acts of the sorts! And now, you're like "wow", cause you're so damn upset: "How the f** did this happen to the teacher's f**ing pet?" Pardon, ask yourself that question and you'll see - Cause I ain't going back until you f**ers k** me! I don't want To go through the same silly Place I went to when I was a filly Please don't take me back There or I will attack Them for all the things They've done to me Now Kinder - wait, one pony just got out! How -- what the f**'s she screaming' about? Shut the f** b**h, I'm trying to do a song! No use apologizing - you've been screaming too long! Hey Trixie, Trixie! Hey! What kinda fun would you like to have today? Say, since you liked to just call me egghead Would you liked to be pegged with lead until you're braindead? Scorn me all you want, that is p**n to me Hey, you ever wonder what it's like to be A unicorn that was messed from the day she was born And could barely do magic cause she had a lame horn? Who sworn she wouldn't never try rest her zest To be the best and pa** her damn magic test And who woulda guessed she pa**ed with a big a** boom That blew the windows right out and destroyed the whole room! I'm getting carried away, this is just a mistake Hey Trixie, you still up, you awake? I think we're done here, it's time for a break - I've made you ache enough, time to dump your a** in a lake! So 1 stab for all the sh** that you've put me though! And 2 stabs for screaming for somepony to rescue you! And another stab for all the pain and sorrow - Wait, before you die, do we got a test tomorrow? [Yes!] I don't want To go through the same silly Place I went to when I was a filly Please don't take me back There or I will attack Them for all the things They've done to me Now as I was saying before I was interrupted And before the filly flailed and that screaming erupted I've been meaning to say that I've just learned a new fact About how acid molecules love to interact And mess and vex with the cerebral cortex And how ponies react when you use forceps And abuse the uterus with the endocervix And use circuits to electrify these hermits! You think I'm insane for messing up rectums? You're damn right! I'm categorized in all of the spectrums! I'm OCD with insanity, and see: That still didn't stop me from getting a degree! [Teehee!] And before you foals say that I'm being too rough - You're wrong . . . I really haven't gone far enough! And yes, I'm a hypocrite - Friendship is Magic~ But friendships end because life is too tragic! So Spike take a letter, I learned a lesson today: Cause I like this better, no matter what these foals say! Hey, someday I know I'm gonna have to pay For the sh** that I've done, and I really just pray: That Celestia takes mercy on all of my unearthly Paralysis practice and all the controversy! I'm close to her, I'm nerdy, I'll just ask for a pardon! There ain't no f**in' way I'm going back to Kindergarten! [Hahahaha!] I don't want To go through the same silly Place I went to when I was a filly Please don't take me back There or I will attack Them for all the things They've done to me Cause I don't want To go through the same silly Place I went to when I was a filly Please don't take me back There or I will attack Them for all the things They've done to me [Anyone else wanna play?]