Yelling At Cats - Arrow To The Knee lyrics

This Joke use to be funny But then I took a rap To my leg section Or something else I don't know What am I doing? What am I doing? What what what what? I use to be an adventurer When I was little but Now my legs are feeling A little bit brittle I'm Staggering a bit now As you can see because Back then I took An arrow to the knee I don't get why people Think that it's humorous When you have wood and metal That is lodged in your humerus bone Now it hurts when I walk And people just laugh and gawk When I talk about my travels When I was lad It's sad that this incident Has become a fad They replace some words Of what I have told And to a joke related To what they're doing It's getting old It s**s that I am A noble guard of Skyrim And people only remember me Because of this skrim That I had with a bandit Now he damaged my limb Oh Akatosh Please hear my prayers And my hymn