You're just plain rotten You're too damn lazy You thinkin' he's crazy Where am I goin'? What am I doin'? I don't know, I don't know! Ye, so I got this personal mission I'mma take this Crimson Tide banner From the great state of Alabama that is And I'mma take it to all 50 States All 50 States in one song Just so I can hear 'em say Everybody knows about Alabama gotdamn! I started my journey down in Alabama Then my mama threw me in a swamp when I was five out in Louisiana She told me to take my state everywhere with me Then we moved to Oklahoma with her boyfriend from Mississippi Her boyfriend was in the country music industry So we hopped on a tour bus from Texas and went to Tennessee Met a dude from New York at a rest stop in Arkansas he said, (Gotdamn!) "You really do say howdy ya'll!" (Howdy ya'll) I'm a nomad, yeah, kinda sorta I got stranded in Georgia But I was headed to Florida I hitchhiked the rest of the way down to Palm Beach And I one-nighted a girl with black hair from Hawaii I don't know how I landed in Indiana But I got this Crimson Tide banner And I ain't gonna stop until Everybody knows about Alabama gotdamn! That's 12 states down! Yeah, put the Jack in the backpack And I won't stop 'til I hear 'em sayin' that Everybody knows about Alabama gotdamn! Let's go! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Everybody knows about Alabama gotdamn! Well I stopped in Michigan with Eminem and popped some No-Doze I took a plane to Maine and ran down the East Coast like Connecticut, Rhode Island, Ma**achusetts, New Hampshire, Vermont, now down to Jersey Pennsylvania, Maryland, to Virginia, the Carolinas; back to the dirty I bucked to Ohio And swam through Kentucky Grabbed a bottle of Jim Beam Got drunk and was feeling lucky Met a girl who met a boy from Illinois who just dropped him (Gotdamn!) Because he moved to Wisconsin Well, I took her over to Minnesota I tip-toed out of the room with her purse and now, Iowa! I hurried to Missouri, from there I went to Kansas Rode a twister to Nebraska, drove the Dakotas with Candice Stopped in Montana to refill my bottle I went roamin' in Wyoming and snowboarded through Colorado yellin' Everybody knows about Alabama gotdamn! 28 states down, I'm on a roll! Yeah, put the Jack in the backpack And I won't stop 'til I hear 'em sayin' that Everybody knows about Alabama gotdamn! Let's go! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Everybody knows about Alabama gotdamn! Moving on! I hit the Texaco in New Mexico Hopped in the back of a truck that was carryin' vegetables He took me to Arizona, to a trading post I was headed for Utah so he offered me a sack of potatoes I told him thank you for the ride up the road but I'm fine though There's plenty of those up in Idaho But Arizona's got some beautiful women though like (Gotdamn!) She's fine but I gotta go! 30 pack, now I'm Oregon I hit a couple of divin' boys when I stumbled into Washington And I still got Alabama with me Met an Eskimo from Alaska, bought him a beer and told him "keep it Dixie!" Lost my money in Nevada, security said "I warned ya," Took my car so I had to skateboard to California, now Everybody knows about Alabama got damn! That's 50 states 'Bama! Yeah, put the Jack in the backpack And I won't stop 'til I hear 'em sayin' that Everybody knows about Alabama gotdamn! Let's go! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Everybody knows about Alabama Everybody knows about Alabama Everybody knows about Alabama gotdamn!