The United States Army has issued a warning Three nuclear bombs have been launched from North Korea and will hit Orlando, Florida, Las Vegas, Nevada, and New York City, New York This will expire at five o'clock A.M. Eastern Standard Time Please get to an underground shelter or a fallout shelter at this time Once again, three nuclear bombs have been launched by North Korea And will hit Orlando, Florida, Las Vegas, Nevada, and New York city, new york This warning will expire at five o'clock am eastern standard time I am I am the American Eagle, eyes of a sparrow Right hand branch, left hand arrow Chasing a dollar, in an Impala White trash heart throb, mellow yellow Drinking hard liquor, brauds get on my level I'm hotter than the bottom side of a whistlin' kettle They threw a mountain at me, I got hit with a pebble Sent me to hell, and I sh** on the Devil Try to bury my Chevy box but I won't buckle And that's a deep hole b**h, bring your own shovel Long gone, I'm grown up, and I'm gone cut you With a chrome blade, if you want a play then holmes f** you f** you till you can't take a sh** Yeah I'm a f**ing a tsunami, better anchor the ship Aim for the ankles and wrist, I came for the dangerous sh** I claimed to be named for the hits, the game is a chain that I grip Slang from the pain of a trip it took to see Wayne in the whip I became what I came to get the chains for the chain I give A quarter for your thought, appreciate the contribution Slumerican, I'd appreciate the Constitution Alleviate the crew when, I leave a page in ruins To each is own, I guess I own each and every room in The house I built is full of hopes, no ifs So I stand with a giant like a king, no stilts If I'm Generation X, I'm sellin' Ex, no pills Dopeman chopping up lines you don't sniff Read 'em, I'm bringin' back booklets and hookless, lyrics So you can be certain just in case you didn't hear it But what he says, come again? What is that? Come to Earth, touchdown, I might be your running back Because you hot then run it back, stay cool enough to wear Toboggans as a summer hat Steady on the throne I rap, hope there's no one under that Rock that I roll, mosh pit flow Girls on your shoulders get topless at the show f** your mop and glow, can't mop a dirt road It only makes mud, raised around a deer I know how to chase bucks Babysitter, sixteen, taught me how to make f** At seven, I've been raising hell So I can make it to Heaven Pick up a two-Liter but I only need the plastic I know how to make bombs with aluminum and acid bu*terfly effect over hurricane's magic Tornado pathin', rear view mirror of my eighty seven cla**ic I'm talking about Gadsden Look mama no hands, I'm radioactive