I walked outside It was dawn There were flowers left on the side of the road And it was cold There was a breeze and a building And at the time it was almost Spring I got a call from an old friend today I said I can't find the keys to my car I walked outside and I fell into a dream And I just wanted to scream But I don't scream in my sleep anymore I keep getting calls from an old friend these days He says Everything's evil And nothing's perfect But everything deserves a second chance But I walk outside to find nothing but the same You say it's different now You haven't changed Should've walked outside When you tried to convince every yuppie in the East 14th Street Whole Foods That you were my husband 'Cause you thought it sounded cool It was dumb My mind wandered I wanna take my man to the moon To the mountains To the hidden rooms I wanna go everywhere But I keep getting calls from an old flame He says We're all soldiers And we're all cars fighting other cars On the little highway roads And everything is fixed And the whole wide world is predetermined And made up of guns and newspapers And toy painted guns that are illegal And we're so f**ing illegal That we're probably totally legal 'Cause everything is strange It's dawn There are flowers growing on the side of the road And it's so f**ing cold There's a breeze and a building A few more weeks until it's Spring Let's take a walk