XZaR - No Life lyrics

[Hook] Everyone I know, Always says I have no life And I would talk sh**, but their f**ing right, ha! [Verse 1] It's really true, I just stay locked in the house Watch Transformers jerk to Megan Fox and I'm out Call up my boys, see if they driving around Go to the mall and try to bag most of the broads, well It's really more them and not me, see I be In the background, just laughing as they act clowns And it's not that I'm scared to talk to a b**h I just don't know what to say so it'll be awkward as sh** Do you feel me? ha, I know the losers do That's your dating a b**h that looks like zoboomafoo But don't take it and twist, I call my dick hula hoop And it ain't for the width, cause I be wasting a b**h Do you get it? of course not! I'm Puertorican, I don't go ham, I go pork chop! So the day you morons will ever put more on Is the day my booty call won't be your mom, ha! [Hook] [Verse 2] My friends always tell me, you should go out and party with us! For what? so I can just sit and sip Bacardi in a- Place full of people I don't even f**ing know And embarra** myself in front of a couple hoes? No thank you, I rather sit home and write Dope sh** overnight and eat a big bowl of rice But that's just me, nat-urally I didn't know I had to be, drunk as can be- For ya to f**ing like me, what else you ask of me? Cause my one goal in life is to have you pleased f** outta here with that sh**, I be me Cause I would break out in hives being a CG So if you can't accept me I suggest you move on And save me the bullsh**, here's an extra coupon Cause honestly, ya been at my neck for too long So I say s** my dick, and my huge balls [Hook] Look at Xavier, he doesn't have sh** No job, no car, no girl, but I can rap sick At least I'm not a drug addict or a f**ing dumb ba*tard I graduated high school so lick my nuts f*ggot And I don't have a kid, which is more than I can say for half of ya Always talking sh** and then laugh it off But you can bet that I'm gonna have the last laugh While I'm making fat stacks, off of this rap act And your mad at the fact you gotta pick up glad bags Then go home to a wife that's a fat a** Damn you gotta tap that? that kinda s**s How you suppose f** if you can't find her c*nt? Well good luck with that I'm on to another track In the studio, busting these f**ing rappers a** All day and night, just cause I can And one day show the world who the f** I am [Hook]