There's this girl I kinda know She works at Trader Joe's And every single time I go I'm hoping she might be there She's on the checkout line And I think she's pretty fine I'm just looking for a sign She doesn't think I'm a weirdo She helped me find my groceries Now I can die a happy man Carmen please, won't you go out with me? Let me prove to you that I am not a creep Carmen, please, Carmen go out with me Paper, plastic, please go out with me Carmen's 22 Spent her childhood in Peru Now she wants to teach P.E "Coach C" will be a hit I swear I know this cause I stood Probably longer than I should Poring over frozen foods Until she came and said to me "Hey, can I help you find your groceries?" And then I died a happy man Carmen please, won't you go out with me? Let me prove to you that I am not a creep Carmen, please, Carmen go out with me Paper, plastic, please go out with me Shall I ask her for her number? (Number...) It's hard in here to be discreet Shall I take her out to dinner? (Supper...) She already knows just what I eat So I repeat... Carmen please, won't you go out with me? Let me prove to you that I am not a creep Oh, Carmen, please, Carmen go out with me Paper, plastic, please go out with me Paper, plastic, please go out with me Paper, plastic, please go out with me Carmen go out with me