Xavier Walls - SoundcloudBreakupTeardrops lyrics

(Verse 1) I wanna say your a real good guy But we both know that wiuld be a lie It's been a nightmare being your friend So its time for this charade to end (Chorus) I can't say goodbye (Verse 2) 'Cause you might grind me down into meat pie I'll tell the school that you've got avian flu So it'll be their job to get rid of you I hope they put you into quarantine Or lock you up until you turn eighteen So maybe then I'll never have to fear That you might suddenly bite off my ears (Boy you better not touch my ear) (Chorus) I can't say goodbye (Verse 3) My face will be too mangeled to identify If I could get your house repossessed Then I'll force you to go *mumbles* northwest I could arrest you for stealing a car I could get you a job as a miner, get some diamonds And I'll put you in a diner Yes I'll put in a diner Kill you in designer Its not real meat anyway (It's not real meat anyway) I could get your folks to forget you on the highway Sell you to a freak show on its way to Paraguay I could get you stuck on a fairground ride (forever) I can send you to a wedding in Somewherestan as the bride (Chorus) I can't say goodbye (Verse 4) But its no use trying to deny That I don't wanna be friends with you So do whatever you have to d- *coughs* (Interlude) I can't sing. Well yes I ca- *coughing continues*